Assaholics Anonymous Member Updates

This is the Fifth Decree of the Minister of Assholery appointing official capacity of the order within all the Realm and Domains of Assaholics Anonymous. By Decree of the Minister of Assholery:

~Whereas it has come to our attention that the honor of Captain Asshole has been bestowed on Maggie Fitzer by her friends;                

On behalf of the Minister of Assholery and all of us at Assaholics Anonymous we wish you a very happy, and very funny 2024. 

Note to the Advisors to the Minister of Assholery: We have published a proposed draft of the "10 Steps of Assaholics Anonymous" in the private FB Leadership group for comments

It is the Minister's desire that each Member is fully trained in the Art of Assholery. This is Lesson 1:"Unlocking Your Assholery with Your Certified Gold Card."

If you purchased a Certified Member Product or Membership Certificate you will be getting a free replacement. A very smart member had a great idea (Thanks James!), so we are adding a Limited Edition “2023 Series 1” mark...

I've always been the VERY straight forward type, saying the things other people only think, as do a lot of assholes. If you told me a month ago that I would be dealing with a bunch of assholes every day, I would have laughed. Well, I am now.

On May 4th, just for a personal creative release, I posted a fun, tongue in cheek video introduction of a fictional group, Assaholics Anonymous.