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By decree of the Minister of Assholery, and he is quite firm:
"With QUALITY first, we will create unique products and platforms members can be proud of, and want to show off, allowing them to create and share laughter, earn money, and make the world laugh a little bit more."
"Therefore, if at any time a fellow Assaholic or fan is not happy with anything they purchase from Assaholics Anonymous, I want to be immediately notified so I can contact them and make sure we resolve the issue to their satisfaction, and preferably, their elation. They may also contact me directly through Support@AssaholicsAnonymous.org with any issues or questions."
Ass it is written this day, fourteenth of June, in the year of 2023, so it shall be.
We serve ONLY to serve our members and fans.
