Thats because we just started this thing a couple months ago. ☺ 

The Funniest Most Unique Gift Ever

Ahoy, fellow Assaholics and potential Assaholics in the making! 🎉✨ Time for some big-ass savings. I mean, an incredible exquisite Christmas present for $4.95??? What???!!!

Behold, the epitome of perfect, unique, and downright hilarious gifts is at your fingertips! 🎁 Now, don't just belong, belong with style and a massive 75% discount—because who wouldn't want to save some hard-earned cash, am I right? And guess what? Free shipping, because why should laughter come at a cost? 

Picture this: The Official Limited-Edition Digital Certified Asshole Membership Certificate. Instant laughs, my fellow Assaholics! Print it, frame it, hang it—boom, immediate laughter, immediate masterpiece. Become a Founding Member of Assaholics Anonymous and relish in the perks, like 10% off and more free shipping than you can shake a stick at. For a full list of benefits click here, but trust me, the laughs alone are worth it!

Add the Card or Certificate and Save!

Add the Embossed Gold Seal Founding Member Certificate and save a sweet $25. It's like adding a cherry on top of the laughter cake. And speaking of cakes, how about the VIP Certified Asshole Gold Card? Save a whopping 60% while supplies last! This shiny, polished gold card is so reflective; you can use it to check if your makeup is on point while making the cashier's day. Oh, the reactions you'll capture!

Feeling extra adventurous? Bundle them all together and save a jaw-dropping $40! People will be so awestruck, they'll be asking, "Where on Earth did you find such treasures?" And you, my friend, will be the Assaholic with all the answers.

So, what are you waiting for? Click that "Add to Cart" button, and let the Assholery begin! 🚀💩 Your world, or your friend or relative's world is about to get a whole lot funnier, guaranteed!