1st Decree - Implacable Standard - Assaholics Anonymous

by The Minister of Assholery
November 24, 2023
1 min read

This is the First Decree of the Minister of Assholery and sets the demanded number one driving standard to guide every single decision within all the Realm and Domains of Assaholics Anonymous.

Ass it is written this day, Fourteenth of June, in the year of 2023, so it shall be.

We serve ONLY to serve our members and fans.

By Decree of the Minister of Assholery:

"With QUALITY first, we will create unique products and platforms members can be proud of, and want to show off, allowing them to create and share laughter, earn money, and make the world laugh a little bit more."

"Therefore, if at any time a fellow Assaholic or fan is not happy with anything they purchase from Assaholics Anonymous, I want to be immediately notified so I can contact them and make sure we resolve the issue to their satisfaction, and preferably, their elation.

They may also contact me directly right here on the chat message system with any and all issues or questions."

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