Here you go fellow Assaholics, straight from the Minister of Assholery is his first favor to us! His first EVER flash sale.

One day only, April 1st, we can get the metal VIP Gold Card which normally sells for $29.95, for only TEN BUX!  And only while supplies last. 

This is the VIP Gold Card that has made people laugh in a dozen states,  and 2 countries, so far, and spreading. Get a few while you can!

Also, we want to alert everyone in advance that the half-off Membership Charter price of $4.95 expires at the end of April. If you are not a member yet, or want to get one for a friend or relative, do it soon.

Now, go get ye' a card and fool someone!