Welcome to Assaholics Anonymous - Your Comedic Community

Hey ASSaholics, ASSholes, ASSociates and Fans - here is the Assaholics Anonymous new blog. Whoop-dee-doo. 

We will document the stupid ideas, successes, failures, and growth of the organization from our little idea to a global humor platform comprised of a million other member Assholes who, like us, still have a sense of humor... AND want to share it.

How It Started

Assaholics Anonymous started a year ago as a joke among friends. We never thought it to be a practical business brand as it was impossible to market at scale when neither Googeye nor Farcebook took ads with the word asshole. Such assholes. 
So the answer was no, if an asshole shit in the woods, no one would hear it. 

Except on Tiktok

On May 4th, just for a personal creative release, I posted a fun, tongue in cheek video introduction of a fictional group, Assaholics Anonymous.
In days we had a quarter of a million views, and are now nearing 10,000 followers. Hundreds of people commented or messaged saying they wanted membership cards. 💳
So, in just 3 days I converted this little place here to Assaholics Anonymous, just to see if you were serious about buying 💩. 
You were. With no promotion at all people started buying certificates and cards.
Then on May 15th, because people asked us to, just for fun, we invented the Official Memberships to Assaholics Anonymous, Certified by the Minister of Assholery. 📜
And people started joining. As in becoming paid members. No shit Sherlock! As of today we have 68 members and about two dozen ASSociate members, with no real promotion. Just cool people like you who have a sense of humor who are loving it and sharing it. 😎 (How do I know you have a sense of humor??? You are reading 📚 this!)
And then others said they wanted to help us, so we created the Assaholics Anonymous AmbASSador Affiliate Program so they could make money by saving their asshole friends money. 
So today, June 10th we are sharing the love. The Member Only AmbASSadors will get a 30% commission on new memberships, and 10% on all Member merchandise their friends, family or fans people buy through their link. 
We are also setting up pages on other socials so members can share the laughter they create with the rest of the world. 
We've almost maxed out what one person can do, so we will be looking this week to find the right talent to help as we evolve.
We are in the entrepreneurial stage. This is the stage where we are figuring out exactly what you all want this to be, and creating the structure and platform to accomplish that for you.
"Ass" it evolves, we want this place to be about fun and laughter. We want to give you a platform to create laughter, do good, and have a hell of a lot of fun doing it!. - Da' Min

This is the Fifth Decree of the Minister of Assholery appointing official capacity of the order within all the Realm and Domains of Assaholics Anonymous. By Decree of the Minister of Assholery:

~Whereas it has come to our attention that the honor of Captain Asshole has been bestowed on Maggie Fitzer by her friends;                

On behalf of the Minister of Assholery and all of us at Assaholics Anonymous we wish you a very happy, and very funny 2024. 
We promise we will do our part to make sure it is both for you.

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