Afternoon All,
If you purchased a Certified Member Product or Membership Certificate you will be getting a free replacement. A very smart member had a great idea (Thanks James!), so we are adding a Limited Edition “2023 Series 1” mark at the bottom of your Certificate for proof you are a legit Founding 500 Charter Member.
He thought the originals might be worth a lot more money than what he paid for it, after we get to one million+ members, so he wanted to have proof. Good idea, sure, why not, right? What if?
And since I’m certainly not an asshole to fellow Assaholics, I will be replacing your Certified Member Certificates with the updated version. I will also be snail mailing a new Gold Seal Founders Membership Certificate for Assholes to those who bought them. If you want to see the new ones, click here.
We got a cool review about the Certificate from Ryan B., "Got the certificate for my dad for Father's Day and he loves it, he is going to get a frame for it and hang it up where everybody can see because he proud to be a certified asshole!" Your dad will be getting the new one soon.
I want you all to know I so appreciate all of you. And I would not be able to do all this without the sounding board of my Assaholic Member Advisors. Thank you! 😊
(If you would like to be an advisor, click here to let me know and I’ll add you. You are the brain trust that charts the future of the organization. I want your opinion on new products and suggestions, or you can submit your own ideas, all for the greater good.)
The last big news is last night we dropped new cards in the store that you can now personalize and hand out: "Hi My Name is __________ And I'm An Assaholic" (or Asshole) cards. Check them out here and let me know what you think.
If by the very slim chance you no longer want emails, click here to let me know and I will remove you from the Membership rolls.
That’s it for now. The cool new certificates will be sent to all Certified members this week. Associate Members can Upgrade to a Certified Membership to get these right here.
Happy 4th of July week fellow Assaholics. - Da Min
The Minister of Assholery
Assaholics Anonymous
Your Comedic Community Where Assholes Get Certified
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