You've "assadentally" stumbled onto something here.
Something that was started as an inside joke among friends, with a really cool Certified Asshole Certificate and Card. 📜 💳
It accidentally became real in the summer of 2023 after a just-for-fun video about a fictional organization called "Assaholics Anonymous" (AssA) accidentally blew up on TikTok, quickly gaining the account over 400k views and over 10,000 followers.
Hundreds of people commented or messaged saying they wanted membership cards too. 💳
So we quickly converted our small humor brand website into this little hub and merch store for Assaholics Anonymous, to see if they were serious about buying these high quality Cards and Certificates.
You've "assadentally" stumbled onto something here.
Something that was started as an inside joke among friends, with a really cool Certified Asshole Certificate and Card. 📜 💳
It accidentally became real in the summer of 2023 after a just-for-fun video about a fictional organization called "Assaholics Anonymous" (AssA) accidentally blew up on TikTok, quickly gaining the account over 400k views and over 10,000 followers.
Hundreds of people commented or messaged saying they wanted membership cards too. 💳
So we quickly converted our small humor brand website into this little hub and merch store for Assaholics Anonymous, to see if they were serious about buying these high quality Cards and Certificates.
Yep, totally legit.
We had never even imagined it could turn into anything serious, until you told us to make it real. How?
With no promotion, people who got the inside joke started buying the "Official Membership to Assaholics Anonymous, Certified by the Minister of Assholery," "just for the fun of it."
They bought the Gold Card, and then reaction videos of the card when given to waitstaff or cashiers popped up, like this one.
Then, funny people who got the joke started buying the memberships and threw in their own great ideas.
By the end of summer we had 100 organically grown Founding Members.
And then...
Yep, totally legit.
We had never even imagined it could turn into anything serious, until you told us to make it real. How?
With no promotion, people who got the inside joke started buying the "Official Membership to Assaholics Anonymous, Certified by the Minister of Assholery," "just for the fun of it."
They bought the Gold Card, and then reaction videos of the card when given to waitstaff or cashiers popped up, like this one.
Then, funny people who got the joke started buying the memberships and threw in their own great ideas.
By the end of summer we had 100 organically grown Founding Members.
And then...
So we decided to take a little from retirement savings and invest it to create this home, our own sanctuary right here, as well as expand the range of products.
In this enchanted emporium you will find legendary quality products, coveted by all who appreciate humor in its purest form.
We figure even if we don't make a ton of money, we will be having a shitload of fun with fun people who just want to make others laugh and have fun too. How cool is that!?! Hopefully we will at least break-even.
So we decided to take a little from retirement savings and invest it to create this home, our own sanctuary right here, as well as expand the range of products.
In this enchanted emporium you will find legendary quality products, coveted by all who appreciate humor in its purest form.
We figure even if we don't make a ton of money, we will be having a shitload of fun with fun people who just want to make others laugh and have fun too. How cool is that!?! Hopefully we will at least break-even.
That is create quality products we all will be proud to show off that makes people laugh.
✔️ Every single person who even sees our Certified Asshole Gold Card or Certificate laughs their ass off. Every time!
✔️ The Membership products (Certificates and Cards) ship the same, or next business day.
✔️ The shirts, mugs, hats are printed on YOUR demand when you buy it. They are usually shipped in two business days, 3 max.
✔️ We are using a variety of vendors recommended to us for quality first!
So if you ever find anything less than high quality, let us know! Seriously!
We will make it right, like right now, and then kick that ass-hat vendor off the playing field.
We serve only to make our Members and fans happy. 😃
ASS it is written, so it shall be.
That is create quality products we all will be proud to show off that makes people laugh.
✔️ Every single person who even sees our Certified Asshole Gold Card or Certificate laughs their ass off. Every time!
✔️ The Membership products (Certificates and Cards) ship the same, or next business day.
✔️ The shirts, mugs, hats are printed on YOUR demand when you buy it. They are usually shipped in two business days, 3 max.
✔️ We are using a variety of vendors recommended to us for quality first!
So if you ever find anything less than high quality, let us know! Seriously!
We will make it right, like right now, and then kick that ass-hat vendor off the playing field.
We serve only to make our Members and fans happy. 😃
ASS it is written, so it shall be.
One guy gave a Gold Seal Certificate for Fathers Day and wrote this legit review:
"Greatest gift ever. Got the certificate for my dad for Father's Day and he loves it, he is going to get a frame for it and hang it up where everybody can see because he's proud to be a certified asshole."
One guy gave a Gold Seal Certificate for Fathers Day and wrote this legit review:
"Greatest gift ever. Got the certificate for my dad for Father's Day and he loves it, he is going to get a frame for it and hang it up where everybody can see because he's proud to be a certified asshole."
We are a fun place created by you to celebrate Assholery.
A place where anyone who is occasionally or chronically a dumbass, stupid ass, smart ass, asshole, or just someone who loves one, can come and laugh at our damn selves for being a dumbass, stupid ass, smart ass, asshole, or just loving one, and buy merch to celebrate it.
Our only requirement for Membership is the desire to make people laugh.
Then use your "Certified" Membership status and the other membership products here to do just that, create laughter.
Ready to assert some Assholery? Get your Certification and create your own unique membership kit now.
People will love you for it. ❤️ 😍
We are a fun place created by you to celebrate Assholery.
A place where anyone who is occasionally or chronically a dumbass, stupid ass, smart ass, asshole, or just someone who loves one, can come and laugh at our damn selves for being a dumbass, stupid ass, smart ass, asshole, or just loving one, and buy merch to celebrate it.
Our only requirement for Membership is the desire to make people laugh.
Then use your "Certified" Membership status and the other membership products here to do just that, create laughter.
Ready to assert some Assholery? Get your Certification and create your own unique membership kit now.
People will love you for it. ❤️ 😍
