Welcome to Assaholics Anonymous, a real-fake-real organization that was started as a low-key inside joke between me — an old, retired asshole trying to create a little laughter while I still can, between naps — and my wife and friends.
That inside joke kinda' small-scale exploded thanks to this fake video on our TikTok and some reaction videos like this my wife shot when we were out.
That’s when Assaholics Anonymous became the official-ish home for Assaholics and Assholery, selling not products, but "laughter moments" for your favorite Asshole, Assaholic, Jackhole, Smart Ass, Dumbass, or just lovable pain in the ass.
Then it started growing, but even after adding 3 contractors, it was still demanding more time and capacity than I was willing to give, so I stopped.
Welcome to Assaholics Anonymous, a real-fake-real organization that was started as a low-key inside joke between me — an old, retired asshole trying to create a little laughter while I still can, between naps — and my wife and friends.
That inside joke kinda' small-scale exploded thanks to this fake video on our TikTok and some reaction videos like this my wife shot when we were out.
That’s when Assaholics Anonymous became the official-ish home for Assaholics and Assholery, selling not products, but "laughter moments" for your favorite Asshole, Assaholic, Jackhole, Smart Ass, Dumbass, or just lovable pain in the ass.
Then it started growing, but even after adding 3 contractors, it was still demanding more time and capacity than I was willing to give, so I stopped.
After being dormant for almost 2 years, last month out of the blue, several people bought cards.
I'm not sure if it's because AI (Asshole Intelligence) is helping people find new shit they would like, or if it's just "The Era of the Asshole."
Either way, I am not going to repeat the mistakes of the past. I cut out everything I had to outsource like mugs, shirts, hats, etc.
I kept just the 5 things I know are funny, people love, and quality I control.
So now, "Assaholics Anonymous" offers:
- Personalized Gold Seal Certificates, (Certified Asshole, Assaholic or Jackhole)
- Certified Asshole Membership Cards (Gold and Loud Cards)
- Personalizable Business Cards (Asshole, Assaholic or Jackhole)
- And two gag cards, "Here's Your Card Asshole" and "Where Did You Learn to Park Asshole."
After being dormant for almost 2 years, last month out of the blue, several people bought cards.
I'm not sure if it's because AI (Asshole Intelligence) is helping people find new shit they would like, or if it's just "The Era of the Asshole."
Either way, I am not going to repeat the mistakes of the past. I cut out everything I had to outsource like mugs, shirts, hats, etc.
I kept just the 5 things I know are funny, people love, and quality I control.
So now, "Assaholics Anonymous" offers:
- Personalized Gold Seal Certificates, (Certified Asshole, Assaholic or Jackhole)
- Certified Asshole Membership Cards (Gold and Loud Cards)
- Personalizable Business Cards (Asshole, Assaholic or Jackhole)
- And two gag cards, "Here's Your Card Asshole" and "Where Did You Learn to Park Asshole."
All of our stuff is American Made, meticulously crafted, and elegantly packaged by me, the Minister of Assholery (wink), right here, and shipped to you, right there, under the sacred 1st Decree of the Minister of Assholery.
But this time, I'm not going to advertise. I'd rather just serve the maybe 3 - 5 Assholes (or lovers of Assholes) a day, between naps, who accidently find us because we are the laughter they are looking for.
For creative fun, I'll start doing more videos on our TikTok here, and YouTube right here, to make us laugh in a time the world needs laughter.
Especially more videos of the "laughter moments" my wife catches on her phone when I ask, "Do you take this card?"
So in this "Era of The Asshole," I say welcome home to the fellow Assholes and those who love us.
Laugh On!
Da' Min
All of our stuff is American Made, meticulously crafted, and elegantly packaged by me, the Minister of Assholery (wink), right here, and shipped to you, right there, under the sacred 1st Decree of the Minister of Assholery.
But this time, I'm not going to advertise. I'd rather just serve the maybe 3 - 5 Assholes (or lovers of Assholes) a day, between naps, who accidently find us because we are the laughter they are looking for.
For creative fun, I'll start doing more videos on our TikTok here, and YouTube right here, to make us laugh in a time the world needs laughter.
Especially more videos of the "laughter moments" my wife catches on her phone when I ask, "Do you take this card?"
So in this "Era of The Asshole," I say welcome home to the fellow Assholes and those who love us.
Laugh On!
Da' Min
