"Official" Gifts for You or the Favorite Asshole in Your Life. Always Free Shipping.

"Official" Gifts for You or the Favorite Asshole in Your Life. Always Free Shipping.

PG Rated Personalized "Certified Assaholic" Cards

Volume Discounts: Pack of 10

Hand Out The PG Assaholic Version

This PG rated "Assaholic" version is your unique and personalizable card you can hand out to celebrate your, or their, sense of humor in a world that needs laughter. You can even add your digits when you meet someone worthy. 
🍾 For yourself or bestowed on others, these business cards are designed to unleash your inner Assholery with style and humor.

If you love humor and want to bring laughter to others, get these now. They come in packs of 10 or 20. 

As always, per the Minister of Assholery's First Decree, you get our lightning-fast free shipping and 100% satisfaction guarantee! So get one now, right? 

Unleash Your Assholery Today. 

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