Commence the Braggery!
Exclusive Limited Edition: For yourself or a gift, elevate any space with the exquisite EMBOSSED GOLD SEAL FOUNDING MEMBER CERTIFICATE from ASSAHOLICS ANONYMOUS, a must-have for every Assaholic wanting to make people smile.
(*And a perfect "wall trophy" for your zoom calls!)
Straight from the vault of the Minister of Assholery himself, this certificate proudly commemorates your official Founding Membership in our esteemed organization. Display it proudly on your desk or wall, or give it for an unforgettable gift.
This "Limited-Edition Founders Series" comprises only 1000 meticulously crafted certificates, each adorned with Founder and Series 1 marks.
[[Our inspiration for the "Limited Edition" part of the Founder's Certificate came from a member who envisioned its future value as we grow beyond 1 million members. Who knows, right?]]
Crafted on premium Gold foil metallic bordered paper, each certificate features our exquisite gold metallic wafer embossed with the Official Gold Seal of the Minister of Assholery. Sized at 8.5 X 11, it adds a touch of flair to any space, from desks, offices, even bathroom walls.
Here's what a customer had to say:
"Got this for my dad on Father's Day, and he's over the moon! He's framing it up for everyone to see, proud to be a certified asshole!"
This certificate is a badge of honor, a testament to your exemplary Assaholic status. We personalize it with your or their name for that extra touch of authenticity.
Above all, whether it's hanging on your wall or theirs, this certificate guarantees laughter. It's the perfect blend of wit and whimsy, guaranteed to tickle funny bones far and wide.
This certificate INCLUDES all the Official Membership benenefits bestowed by the Minister of Assholery.
So, whether you embrace your inner Assholery or know someone who does, seize this opportunity to spread joy with this unparalleled, original, and downright hilarious "Best gift ever."
It also pairs well with a VIP Gold Card.
