PG-Rated "ASSAHOLIC Version" - Certified Assaholic Membership Certificate - Digital or Gold Seal

Format: Print at Home

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The Perfect Unique Funny Gift 🎁  

If being or calling one a "Certified Asshole" is too strong, try the slightly more subtle "Certified Assaholic." You can now belong, or gift it to someone who should belong, and save up to 75%!

Our fastest gift, for the digital membership, we will immediately email you this Official Limited-Edition Digital Certified Assaholic Membership Certificate. Print it at home, put the honoree's name on it, frame it, then hang it or give it as a gift. Guaranteed Immediate Laughter! Save 75% and get it for $4.95 today.

And/Or the Gold Embossed Certificate for 60% Off 

Add the incredibly high quality EMBOSSED GOLD SEAL FOUNDING MEMBER CERTIFICATE of ASSAHOLICS ANONYMOUS, personalized for your Certified Assaholic and mailed to you to present. Be sure to insert the Honoree's name when purchasing.

This is a Limited-Edition Founders Series. There will only be 1000 of these printed, each with Founder and Series 1 marks.

It is all just cool AF. Everyone will say "I've never seen one of these before, where did you get it?" 

Whether for a personal gag gift, or gift it with love, or even as a prank, unlock the Assholery now. People will love you

Just click "Add to Cart" now and you are on your way to making your world a better, funnier place.

Customer Reviews

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Benjamin Allen
Bonding Moment

Gave these to my entire friend group. Weve never felt closer.

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Emily Clark
Memorable Keepsake

Such a unique and memorable item. Its going down in history.

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Oliver Jackson
Creativity on Point

The creativity behind this is genius. Absolutely love it.

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Mia Thompson
Highlight of My Day

Getting this in the mail made my day. Can't stop smiling.

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Lucas Anderson
Officially Certified

Proud to hang this in my office. Officially certified, and it feels great!

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