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Makes Anyone Funny With Just 5 Words:
"Do You Take This Card?"
The Ultimate VIP Gold Card: Guaranteed to Make the World Laugh WITH You!
Made in America, this is the original product I would hand to wait staff or cashiers and then wait for them to read it and try to figure out how to run it. Some of the biggest damn smiles I've ever seen. (The wife video'd some of the reactions so you can see what I mean.)
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