The Assaholics Anonymous Official Membership Certificate, Certified by the Minister of Assholery, is on this hoodie you can personalize with your choice of Membership Certificate and the Honoree's name. The most unique, fun gift in the world -The only one Officially Certified.
1 - Select Your Certificate: Certified Jackhole, Certified Assaholic or Certified Asshole.
2 - Enter the name of the Honoree.
3 - Hit preview and proofread the correct spelling of the name and that you selected the correct Certificate.
Once you're sure all is correct, close the preview window and check the acknowledgement that you are responsible for the correct spelling and info. This is because the printer will not give refunds for your mistake. So don't be a temporary dumbass, just double check it before you add it to the cart.
Then, enjoy the appreciation when they say, "This is the best gift EVER."
Details
This unisex heavy blend hooded sweatshirt is relaxation itself. Made with a thick blend of cotton and polyester, it feels plush, soft and warm, a perfect choice for any cold day. In the front, the spacious kangaroo pocket adds daily practicality while the hood's drawstring is the same color as the base sweater for extra style points..:50% cotton, 50% polyester (fiber content may vary for different colors) .:Medium-heavy fabric (8.0 oz/yd² (271 g/m²)) .:Classic fit .:Tear-away label .:Runs true to size
