"Official" Gifts for You or the Favorite Asshole in Your Life. Always Free Shipping.

"Official" Gifts for You or the Favorite Asshole in Your Life. Always Free Shipping.

If I Wasn't Married I'd Let You Reject Me Tee

Colors: White
Sizes: S

Best response we got so far? "It doesn't matter to me that you are married, I will reject you anyway." 

The unisex heavy cotton tee is the basic staple of any Assaholics wardrobe. It is the foundation upon which casual fashion grows. The specially spun fibers provide a smooth surface for premium printing vividity and sharpness. 

.: 100% cotton (fiber content may vary for different colors)
.: Medium fabric (5.3 oz/yd² (180 g/m²))
.: Classic fit
.: Tear-away label
.: Runs true to size

  S M L XL 2XL 3XL 4XL 5XL
Width, in 17.99 20.00 21.97 23.98 25.98 27.99 30.04 31.97
Length, in 28.00 29.00 30.00 31.00 32.00 33.00 34.00 35.00
Sleeve length, in 7.24 7.76 8.23 8.74 9.25 9.76 10.24 10.75

 

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