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"Official" Gifts for You or the Favorite Asshole in Your Life. Always Free Shipping.

Even Humorless Cretins Can Be Saved Tee

Color: Black
Size: S

We the Members of Assaholics Anonymous believe no one is lost. No one is hopeless. Buy this shirt and share this message of hope. 

 

The unisex heavy cotton tee is the basic staple of any Assaholic wardrobe. It is the foundation upon which our organization's casual fashion grows. The specially spun fibers ("Specially spun? No idea WTF that means, the manufacturer put that in there. We just know they are nice.) provide a smooth surface for premium printing, vividity and sharpness. No side seams mean there are no itchy interruptions under the arms. The shoulders have tape for improved durability.

.: 100% cotton (fiber content may vary for different colors)
.: Medium fabric (5.3 oz/yd² (180 g/m²))
.: Classic fit
.: Tear-away label
.: Runs true to size

  S M L XL 2XL
Width, in 17.99 20.00 21.97 23.98 25.98
Length, in 28.00 29.00 30.00 31.00 32.00
Sleeve length, in 7.24 7.76 8.23 8.74 9.25

 

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