The Minister of Assholery rules supreme over the realm that is Assaholics Anonymous.
The Minister of Assholery is not a person, it is a position. The person selected for this position is selected through a secret process known only as the (Human) Gathering. The Deputy Minister's, Chapter Presidents, Advisors and appointed Elders are responsible for the selection.
Once the new Minister of Assholery has been selected at the gathering of the (Human) Gathering, at the Regal Gathering, it is announced by a large billowing cloud of smoke which elates the populace and causes severe munchies throughout the land.
Lore of the Realm (LoR): It has been said that if the time of the gathering of the Gathering at the Regal Gathering becomes accidently known, the town is inundated by capitalist organizations on every corner, selling Girl Scout cookies marked up 10X and long-stored in warehouses, standing by for immediate deployment on notice of said event. This is the origin of the term "Reefer Madness" which was later maligned by the movie of the same name. Now you know.
The Minister admires initiative. As you consume the content of the World Headquarters you will find hidden within several of the product descriptions, further snippets of the lore that is the realm of Assaholics Anonymous. If you collect all ten and then send the answers to the Minister, he will send you a free, absolutely FREE full-ranking Certified Membership to Assaholics Anonymous in recognition of your initiative.
The Minister of Assholery rules supreme over the realm that is Assaholics Anonymous.
The Minister of Assholery is not a person, it is a position. The person selected for this position is selected through a secret process known only as the (Human) Gathering. The Deputy Minister's, Chapter Presidents, Advisors and appointed Elders are responsible for the selection.
Once the new Minister of Assholery has been selected at the gathering of the (Human) Gathering, at the Regal Gathering, it is announced by a large billowing cloud of smoke which elates the populace and causes severe munchies throughout the land.
Lore of the Realm (LoR): It has been said that if the time of the gathering of the Gathering at the Regal Gathering becomes accidently known, the town is inundated by capitalist organizations on every corner, selling Girl Scout cookies marked up 10X and long-stored in warehouses, standing by for immediate deployment on notice of said event. This is the origin of the term "Reefer Madness" which was later maligned by the movie of the same name. Now you know.
The Minister admires initiative. As you consume the content of the World Headquarters you will find hidden within several of the product descriptions, further snippets of the lore that is the realm of Assaholics Anonymous. If you collect all ten and then send the answers to the Minister, he will send you a free, absolutely FREE full-ranking Certified Membership to Assaholics Anonymous in recognition of your initiative.
