This PG rated Assaholic version is your unique and personalized card you can hand out to celebrate your, or their, sense of humor in a world that needs laughter. You can even add your digits when you meet someone worthy. 

🍾 For yourself or bestowed on others, these business cards are designed to unleash your inner Assholery with style and humor.

You can even record their humorous responses and share it with the world on your socials.