This triple purpose funny, Certified t-shirt is perfect for:
1. Those married to an Ass.
2. Those who want to brag about their own incredible, perfect Ass.
3. Those who want to give the ULTIMATE perfect gift to the one who has an incredible, perfect ass they admire.
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.: 100% cotton (fiber content may vary for different colors)
.: Medium fabric (5.3 oz/yd² (180 g/m²))
.: Classic fit
.: Tear-away label
.: Runs true to size
| S | M | L | XL | 2XL | |
|---|---|---|---|---|---|
| Width, in | 17.99 | 20.00 | 21.97 | 23.98 | 25.98 |
| Length, in | 28.00 | 29.00 | 30.00 | 31.00 | 32.00 |
| Sleeve length, in | 7.24 | 7.76 | 8.23 | 8.74 | 9.25 |
