For those who still think laughter is a gift worth giving, this is perfect for the Office "Legends," Golf buddies, Family Smart Asses or Dumbasses, that one friend who has earned it, and obviously, yourself.
Exclusive Limited Edition - While They Last: Personalized EMBOSSED GOLD SEAL FOUNDING MEMBER CERTIFICATE from the Minister of Assholery at Assaholics Anonymous.
I love this thing, my second favorite thing here. Here's how one legit customer described it to me, made me feel so good: "Got this for my dad on Father's Day, and he's over the moon! He's framing it up for everyone to see, proud to be a Certified Asshole!"
This is a numbered, limited-edition, real looking gag gift designed to give, or get, multiple big-ass laughter moments.
For you or as a gift, each certificate is personalized with the honoree's name, then crafted on the best premium 8.5" x 11" Gold foil metallic bordered certificate paper we could find!
It is then officially certified with the manually embossed Official Gold Seal of the Minister of Assholery, giving it the perfect image of authority. An additional embossed Gold Seal is then affixed to seal the outer envelope, announcing it's "high regality" before they even open it.
To enhance the "unique" value, you can tell people this is the "Limited-Edition Founders Series, with a total run of only 1000 of these meticulously hand-crafted certificates, each adorned with Founder and Series 1 marks, and numbered on back. Under 645 left. (FYI, don’t mean shit, but SOUNDS fancy as shit!)
This Cerificate adds a huge touch of exclusive laughter for any Birthday - Retirement - Going Away - Bachelor Party. Or for your own inside joke, it is a perfect background "wall trophy" for your zoom calls!
And per the Minister of Assholery's First Decree, you get our lightning-fast FREE shipping and 100% satisfaction guarantee!
So, whether you embrace your inner Assholery or know someone who deserves it, for 25 bucks you can spread joy and multible laughter moments with this unparalleled, original, and downright hilarious "Best gift ever."
-How It Works-
- Add the lucky asshole’s name.
- I print it, stamp it, package it, and ship it free.
- You get it give it, frame it, flash it, or keep it to spread laughter.
Ready? Just add it to your cart now.
