As seen in the TikTok video of people trying to steal it from me in Key West because it is so cool and rare. F'real!
Straight from the Minister of Assholery of Assaholics Anonymous, this is the OFFICIAL Plastic Certified Asshole Card you can use for yourself or give as a gift. 🫏⛳️
You can humorously show the world that you, your friend, boss, co-worker, partner, or just a sworn enemy, is an Assaholic worthy of officially being called a Card-Carrying Certified Asshole.
This is a credit card sized plastic, durable, long lasting, very flashy card which can be whipped out anywhere and flashed as indisputable OFFICIAL Certified Proof of Assaholism.
EVERY SINGLE PERSON WE HAVE EVER FLASHED THIS TO, LAUGHED.
And of course per the Minister of Assholery's First Decree, you get our lightning-fast free shipping and 100% satisfaction guarantee!
Get yours now and be funny now! The world will be glad you did.
