Grrrrrrr. You know what we're talking about, and you KNOW where they can put this!
For this special kind of Assaholic, the Minister of Assholery vests YOU with POWERS to let the Asshole know they ARE an Asshole! Oh hell yes!
As a free added feature, if the front doesn't say enough, we left the back blank so you can add your own customized, um, sweet message.
Now go get 'em.