This is the Official Digital Certified Asshole Certificate. Print it at home right now, frame it, then hang it or give it as a gift. It is stunning to see and Guaranteed immediate laughter!
You or they will also forever be known as "a Certified Founding Member of Assaholics Anonymous".
This is the Official Digital Certified Asshole Certificate. Print it at home right now, frame it, then hang it or give it as a gift. It is stunning to see and Guaranteed immediate laughter!
You or they will also forever be known as "a Certified Founding Member of Assaholics Anonymous".
Add this incredibly beautiful, highest quality PERSONALIZED EMBOSSED GOLD SEAL FOUNDING MEMBER CERTIFICATE of ASSAHOLICS ANONYMOUS, with your Honoree's name and mailed for your Certified Asshole.
This is a Limited-Edition Founders Series.There will only be 1000 of these printed, each with Founder and Series 1 marks.
Perfect for framing and placing at the center of any ego wall.
Add this incredibly beautiful, highest quality PERSONALIZED EMBOSSED GOLD SEAL FOUNDING MEMBER CERTIFICATE of ASSAHOLICS ANONYMOUS, with your Honoree's name and mailed for your Certified Asshole.
This is a Limited-Edition Founders Series.There will only be 1000 of these printed, each with Founder and Series 1 marks.
Perfect for framing and placing at the center of any ego wall.
This is the VIP Certified Asshole Gold Card you see in all the videos.
This card is a stunning METAL card with a shiny polished gold finish with gold and black etched lettering. They are sent individually wrapped to protect the pristine beauty of this card. It is reflective too, so the Assaholic can check their face, hair, teeth or make-up first.
This card is great for getting every one in on the 'here's a certified asshole' joke.
This is the VIP Certified Asshole Gold Card you see in all the videos.
This card is a stunning METAL card with a shiny polished gold finish with gold and black etched lettering. They are sent individually wrapped to protect the pristine beauty of this card. It is reflective too, so the Assaholic can check their face, hair, teeth or make-up first.
This card is great for getting every one in on the 'here's a certified asshole' joke.
Mix and Match and Save
On a budget or just need it fast, you can order a digital version of the Certified Official Founding Member of Assaholics Anonymous Certificate. Bestowed by the Minister of Assholery, you are then also vested with the powers to make anyone in your world an "Associate" Certified Member.
We email you the Official Digital "Certified Asshole Membership Certificate." As a fast gift you can print it at home right now, put yours or your Honoree's name on it, and publicly present it in the most dramatic of fashions. It is hilarious to see the immediate laughter!
We also send you the digital "Associate" Membership Certificate. Print and present them to your "crew", or as many friends, family, or coworkers you deem worthy of the honor. Video and then post the good ones on your socials to entertain your followers.
Forever be known as "a Certified Founding Member of Assaholics Anonymous bestowed by the Minister of Assholery.
All that, and on sale now for $4.95. (Regularly $9.95, so get one now.)
Then Add Your Gold Seal Embossed Certificate
The difference is the digital certificate is emailed and printed at home. (Perfect for a last minute emergency gift!)
This option adds the incredibly stunning, highest quality PERSONALIZED EMBOSSED GOLD SEAL FOUNDING MEMBER CERTIFICATE of ASSAHOLICS ANONYMOUS bestowed by the MINISTER OF ASSHOLERY, with your Honoree's name imprinted, and then actually mailed to you.
Only $9.95 in the bundle.
Then Add the VIP Gold Card
This is the VIP Certified Asshole Gold Card you see in all the "Do You Take This Card" videos.
Only $9.95 in the bundle.
Buy one, two, or all three and SAVE!
Remember our PROMISE, whether for a personal gag gift, or gift it with love, or used to add content to your socials, or even as a prank, any of these WILL make you as funny as the people in the videos.
It is all about fun and just cool AF. Everyone will say "I've never seen one of these before, where did you get it?"People will love you!
