This is the Official Digital Certified Asshole Certificate. Print it at home right now, frame it, then hang it or give it as a gift. It is stunning to see and Guaranteed immediate laughter!
You or they will also forever be known as "a Certified Founding Member of Assaholics Anonymous".
This is the Official Digital Certified Asshole Certificate. Print it at home right now, frame it, then hang it or give it as a gift. It is stunning to see and Guaranteed immediate laughter!
You or they will also forever be known as "a Certified Founding Member of Assaholics Anonymous".
Add this incredibly beautiful, highest quality PERSONALIZED EMBOSSED GOLD SEAL FOUNDING MEMBER CERTIFICATE of ASSAHOLICS ANONYMOUS, with your Honoree's name and mailed for your Certified Asshole.
This is a Limited-Edition Founders Series.There will only be 1000 of these printed, each with Founder and Series 1 marks.
Perfect for framing and placing at the center of any ego wall.
Add this incredibly beautiful, highest quality PERSONALIZED EMBOSSED GOLD SEAL FOUNDING MEMBER CERTIFICATE of ASSAHOLICS ANONYMOUS, with your Honoree's name and mailed for your Certified Asshole.
This is a Limited-Edition Founders Series.There will only be 1000 of these printed, each with Founder and Series 1 marks.
Perfect for framing and placing at the center of any ego wall.
This is the VIP Certified Asshole Gold Card you see in all the videos.
This card is a stunning METAL card with a shiny polished gold finish with gold and black etched lettering. They are sent individually wrapped to protect the pristine beauty of this card. It is reflective too, so the Assaholic can check their face, hair, teeth or make-up first.
This card is great for getting every one in on the 'here's a certified asshole' joke.
This is the VIP Certified Asshole Gold Card you see in all the videos.
This card is a stunning METAL card with a shiny polished gold finish with gold and black etched lettering. They are sent individually wrapped to protect the pristine beauty of this card. It is reflective too, so the Assaholic can check their face, hair, teeth or make-up first.
This card is great for getting every one in on the 'here's a certified asshole' joke.
On a budget or just need it fast, when you become a Certified Official Founding Member of Assaholics Anonymous bestowed by the Minister of Assholery, you are vested with declarative powers to also make anyone an Associate Certified Member.
We send you the Official Digital "Certified Asshole Membership Certificate." As a fast gift you can print it at home right now, put yours or your Honoree's name on it, and publicly present it in the most dramatic of fashions. It is hilarious to see the immediate laughter!
We also send you the digital Associate Membership Certificate. Print and present them to your "crew", or as many friends, family, or coworkers you deem worthy of the honor. Video and post the good ones on your socials to entertain your followers.
As they will be declarative memberships, they will not possess the powers, nor get the incredible membership benefits only you get because you have been bestowed by the minister of Assolery.
Benefits such as:
The ability to enter your best vids in our monthly contests for cash.
Forever be known as "a Certified Founding Member of Assaholics Anonymous bestowed by the Minister of Assholery,
10% Off all the merch you need to expand your content game.
For a full list of benefits click here. It's worth it JUST for the laughs, but add the benefits and wow! 🤣😀
Then Add Your Gold Seal Embossed Certificate
The difference is the beautiful digital certificate is emailed and printed at home. (Perfect for a last minute emergency gift!)
This option adds the incredibly stunning, highest quality PERSONALIZED EMBOSSED GOLD SEAL FOUNDING MEMBER CERTIFICATE of ASSAHOLICS ANONYMOUS bestowed by the MINISTER OF ASSHOLERY, with your Honoree's name imprinted, and then mailed to you. See above for more info.
Then Add the VIP Gold Card
This is the VIP Certified Asshole Gold Card you see in all the "Do You Take This Card" videos. See above for the detes.
Buy All 3 and SAVE Biggestly!
Remember our PROMISE, whether for a personal gag gift, or gift it with love, or used to add content to your socials, or even as a prank, any of these WILL make you as funny as the people in the videos.
It is all about fun and just cool AF. Everyone will say "I've never seen one of these before, where did you get it?"People will love you!
