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The Perfect Unique Funny Gift 🎁
The PG Rated Assaholic Version
You can now belong, or gift it to someone who needs to belong, and save 75%!
We will email you this Official Limited-Edition Digital Certified Assaholic Membership Certificate. Print it at home, put the honoree's name on it, frame it, then hang it or give it as a gift. Guaranteed Immediate Laughter!
For total bragging rights, you or they will become "a Founding Member of Assaholics Anonymous!" It's totally freaking worth it, JUST for the laffs!
And/Or the Gold Embossed Certificate for 60% Off
Add the incredibly high quality EMBOSSED GOLD SEAL FOUNDING MEMBER CERTIFICATE of ASSAHOLICS ANONYMOUS, personalized for your Certified Assaholic and mailed to you to present. Be sure to insert the Honoree's name when purchasing.
This is a Limited-Edition Founders Series. There will only be 1000 of these printed, each with Founder and Series 1 marks.
It is all just cool AF. Everyone will say "I've never seen one of these before, where did you get it?"
Whether for a personal gag gift, or gift it with love, or even as a prank, unlock the Assholery now. People will love you!
Just click "Add to Cart" now and you are on your way to making your world a better, funnier place.
