The Easiest, Fastest, Funniest, and Most Unique Gift in the World.
This is your Digital Certified Asshole Membership
Purchase It, Print It, Sign it, Give it or Use it in 5 Minutes
Welcome, you magnificent specimen of upstanding Assholery!
The Minister of Assholery himself cordially invites you, or the Asshole you love to join the prestigious ranks of Assaholics Anonymous.
On a budget or just need a great gift fast, you can order a digital, print-at-home version of the Certified Official Member of Assaholics Anonymous Certificate.
We email you the Official Digital "Certified Asshole Membership Certificate," print it off, add your, or your Honoree's name on it, and publicly present it framed or rolled as a scroll, in the most dramatic of fashions. It is hilarious to see the immediate laughter after the dawn of recognition!
We'll also send you the digital "ASSociate" Membership Certificate. Print and present them to any Asshole friends, family, or coworkers you deem worthy of the honor.
All that, AND on sale now for $4.95. (Regularly $9.95, so get one now before the sale ends.)
Forever be known as "a Certified Founding Member of Assaholics Anonymous bestowed by the Minister of Assholery.
