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As seen in the TikTok video of the people trying to steal it in Key West because they said it was so cool.
Straight from the Minister of Assholery of Assaholics Anonymous, this is the OFFICIAL Certified Asshole card you can use for yourself or give as a gift. 🫏⛳️
You can humorously show the world that you, your friend, boss, co-worker, partner, or just a sworn enemy, is an Assaholic worthy of officially being called a Card-Carrying Certified Asshole.
This is a credit card sized plastic, durable, long lasting, very flashy card which can be whipped out anywhere and flashed as indisputable OFFICIAL Certified Proof of Assaholism.
It's so cool 😎 that during a photo shoot in Key West a lady actually grabbed it to take a photo with it, and wanted to keep it. 📷 🤳
EVERY SINGLE PERSON WE HAVE EVER FLASHED THIS TO, LAUGHED. F'REAL!
Get yours now, and be funny now!
