We guarantee you will arouse curiosity.
When they ask, "What the hell is that?", among the answers we've heard are:
I'm a CERTIFIED Asshole
I'm a card-carrying Asshole, want me to whip it out?
Hi, my name is ____ and I'm an Assaholic at Assaholics Anonymous
It means I love Asses (Goes both ways)
It means I need a partner who appreciates Assholes
I'm an Assaholic, let's do a....meeting.
And our all-time favorite, the very simple answer... Guess
In other words, being an Assaholic means whatever you want it to mean, AND, you are a pro because you've got the shirt from the Minister of Assholery at Assaholics Anonymous. Bam! Get yours now!
Detes
.: High Quality100% ring-spun cotton (fiber content may vary for different colors)
.: Light fabric (4.5 oz/yd² (153 g/m²))
.: Eurofit
.: Tear-away label
.: Runs true to size
S | M | L | XL | 2XL | 3XL | |
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Width, in | 17.99 | 20.00 | 21.97 | 23.98 | 25.98 | 27.99 |
Length, in | 27.99 | 28.98 | 30.00 | 30.98 | 31.97 | 32.99 |
Sleeve length, in | 8.23 | 8.50 | 8.74 | 9.02 | 9.25 | 9.49 |