You know that Assaholic, that one in denial? The one who is always blabbing and talking out of their rectal orifice? (ESPECIALLY those on the other political side!)
As a card-carrying certified member of Assaholics Anonymous you are vested with the powers to make them aware of their Assholery.
So here is your card to give them! With this humorous Official card from the Minister of Assholeryat Assaholics Anonymous, you have special vested powers. Use them.
