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Happy Face AKA Colon & Right Apostrophe Unisex T-Shirt

Color: heather gray
Size: S
We cronked it so buy this shirt now just to see people look at it all blurry eyed and then finally say, "I don't get it." :)

Now you can confuse them, be funny AND look good, do good, be relaxed, tailored and ultra-comfortable.

$1.50 from this shirt goes to directly help Ukrainian refugees.  #IDontGetIt #ImNotExplainingIt #CronkedUpQuotes #SlavaUkraini

Funny Shtuff: Create Laughter - Do Good!

This is our best seller for a reason. Relaxed, tailored and ultra-comfortable, you'll love the way you look in this durable, reliable classic. 
  • 100% pre-shrunk cotton (heather gray color is 90% cotton/10% polyester, light heather gray is 98% cotton/2% polyester, heather black is 50% cotton/50% polyester) | Fabric Weight: 5.0 oz (mid-weight)
  • Double-stitched seams at shoulder, sleeve, collar and waist
  • Special Note: Mineral Wash colors have a slight yellow tint and not one is the same due to the special dye process
  • Imported; processed and printed in the U.S.A.
Unisex Classic T-Shirt
normal fit
A B C
S 28 in 18 in 7.5 in
M 29 in 19 in 7.5 in
L 30 in 22 in 7.7 in
XL 31 in 24 in 7.7 in
2XL 32 in 26 in 8.7 in
3XL 32 in 27 in 8.7 in
4XL 34 in 29 in 8.7 in
5XL 35 in 31 in 8.7 in
6XL 37 in 33 in 8.7 in

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